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Astrology profile reports: All About You. These computerized reports offer many pages of interpretations of major factors in your natal chart, and they draw upon interpretations written by different astrology authors.

Note that we also offer a multitude of free information and interpretations of birth chart factors. You don’t need to order a report to learn more about your chart. If you know the basics of your natal chart, see our Natal Astrology section for “self-service” interpretations. We also have our free natal reports here.

New!See also our new shop interface for Personality Profile Reports.

We offer Astrology Profile Reports that interpret your birth chart in a variety of ways. Learn what makes you tick–your challenges, strengths, predispositions, and tendencies.

We currently offer these Astrology Profile Reports:

  1. Your Life Path
  2. Astrology Profile for Women
  3. In-Depth Profile: Gifts, Challenges, & Karma
  4. Merlin
  5. Modern Natal
  6. Heaven Knows What
  7. Spirit Success
  8. Your Personal Path
  9. Saturn’s Promise
  10. Jupiter’s Promise
  11. Your Evolving Personality
  12. Revelation
  13. Personality Profile

See also: Karmic Insight, Your Spiritual Path, Child Star and Kid Zone, and Love Styles

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Your Life Path is an insightful report that gets to the heart of the natal chart. This report offers a unique blending of the psychological, spiritual, and material plane potentials found in the birth chart.

Your Life Path explores the signs, house positions, and aspects of the planets as well as the Ascendant and Midheaven. The Nodes of the Moon, retrograde planets, and elemental emphasis are also interpreted, making this a well-rounded report. Included is a special section devoted to house rulerships (example, Ruler of the 5th house in the 12th house), which add yet another level of understanding to the overall picture. This is an excellent computerized report that runs approximately 18 pages long. Because interpretations get right to the point, the report is neither too lengthy to be cumbersome nor too short to leave you scratching your head!

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (2) See a SAMPLE of Your Life Path Astrology Report.

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#LP $4.95 US Your Life Path computerized report delivered through email typically within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. To order, enter your name (this can be your first name only, nickname, or initial if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

Important Note:By default, the email address we use to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the “Optional Instructions” field during the ordering process, or send an email once your purchase has been made to reports@cafeastrology.com.

To order, fill in the following information and then click on the Add to Cart button. If you prefer to send the information separately in an email, then simply add to cart, complete payment, and send birth information to reports@cafeastrology.com.

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Astrology Profile for Women is one of my favorite natal chart reports. Written especially for women, this report is truly inspiring and packed with information in a format that is easy to read and unique.

If you are a woman and you’re interested in an astrology report based on your personal natal chart, this is the one I recommend most. Divided into chapters (see below), elements of a natal chart are explored in different ways such that, for example, your Moon sign is interpreted in the light of your nurturing self, the way you process information, and your intuition.

This report is an example of “smart” software from Matrix. Unlike many computer-generated interpretation programs available today, this software combines multiple aspects of your chart and carefully weighs one against the other to develop its interpretations. The results – each unique report is of such depth and comprehensive quality that they set a new standard for what is to be expected from interpretive report software today.

Practicing astrologer and author Gloria Star is the collaborator on this exceptional program. She has used her years of counseling experience to help create a report that interprets a chart from the perspective of a woman living within an ever-changing, ever more demanding world.

Since the middle of the last century the roles that women are asked to play have changed and are continually evolving. Today, a woman is often expected to carry out the tasks of a career person, a wife, mother, community leader and more – all simultaneously. Determining where to put your energy is not the problem, the demands are usually quite clear; figuring out how to find room enough for yourself, in order to maintain a healthy physical, intellectual, and emotional life is critical to you and to those who depend on you every day.

This is an intimate tour of your natal chart that clearly shows you the full range of talents and resources you possess and may not be fully aware of. In your Just for Women report, Gloria carefully reveals each layer of your complex character to give you access to all of your strength and power. This is not just an intellectual exercise–it is an empowering journey that can invigorate and energize your life. Please note, however, that there may be elements in this report that assume a heterosexual orientation. I have altered most of these but some may remain.

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (5) See a SAMPLE of this report.

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#APW $5.95 US Astrology Profile for Women computerized report delivered through email typically within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. To order, enter your name (can be your first name only or simply an initial if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

Important Note: The email address we use by default to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the “Optional Instructions” field during the ordering process.

To order, please fill in the following information, and then click on the Add to Cart button.

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The In-Depth Profile (also called the Indra Report) explores your birth chart from many different angles. This personality profile report creates a psychological mirror of your life, and describes your basic motivations, perceptions, inclinations, and character from a number of different perspectives, giving a highly accurate composite view of your life. Your contradictory urges and drives, as well as your chief focuses, are described. The report provides guidelines for personal improvement and self discovery. Your life can improve quickly and dramatically if you apply the suggestions given here. By raising your aims and expectations you can obtain a deeper self-understanding and thereby resolve your inner conflicts and contradictions. Your karmic direction is also explored.

In the report, you’ll discover:

I. The Structure and Intent of Your Life
A. Hemisphere and Quadrant Emphasis
B. Elements and Modes Balanced
C. Ascendant and Midheaven.
D. The Conjunctions
II. THE SUN – Your ego structure.
III. THE MOON – Your personal life.
IV. MERCURY – Your mental life.
V. VENUS – Your love nature.
VI. MARS – Your energy.
VII. JUPITER – Your values.
VIII. SATURN – Your obligations.
IX. URANUS – Your search for freedom.
X. NEPTUNE – Your spiritual aspirations and ideals.
XI. PLUTO – Your need for fundamental change.
XII. Summation
A. Your Uniqueness.
B. Your Easiest Areas.
C. Your Most Persistent Difficulties.
D. The Growth Aspects.
E. The Declinations.
F. Your Karmic Direction.

The report is to-the-point when it comes to revealing your life’s challenges. Its language is unique and interesting (see sample), and perhaps not for everyone. It not only interprets major aspects, it also interprets the quincunx, semi-sextile, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and parallels and contra-parallels of declination. The chapter entitled “Your Most Persistent Difficulties” is especially unique, as it hones in on afflicted planets in your natal chart. “Your Easiest Areas” reveals planets that are well-aspected and in signs and houses that they rule. The chapter entitled “Your Karmic Direction” interprets the sign and house position of the North Node of the Moon. The report is excellent at providing an overview of the chart (for example, it sums up your areas of ease and challenge and interprets such factors as your most common aspect and hemisphere emphasis), as well as offering the important details.

This computerized report runs approximately 30 pages long.

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (8) See a SAMPLE of the In-Depth Profile: Gifts, Challenges, & Karma.

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#IDP $5.95 US In-Depth Profile computerized report delivered through email as an attachment usually within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. To order, enter your name (this can be your first name only, or initials, if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country – example, San Francisco, CA).

Important Note: The email address we use to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the optional field below.

To order, fill in the following fields before clicking on the Add to Cart button.

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The Merlin Report examines your birth chart for themes and details, delivering a report “all about you” in a unique “book” format. The Merlin Report uses a sophisticated technique that leads the reader from one idea to the next so that the report is not as “choppy” and does not contain as many contradictions as most other computer-generated astrological interpretations. The interpretations are clearly written, with sensitivity, and are free of astrological jargon. They include interpretations of midpoints in addition to common factors such as planets in signs and houses and aspects.

The Merlin Report is $4.95 US, and is delivered by email via an attachment within 24 hours of order placement.Note that you will not receive the report instantly, as it is not generated online.

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (11)See a SAMPLE of this report.

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#MER $4.95 US The Merlin Report (with Birth Time) computerized report is delivered through email usually within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. If your birth time is unknown, please use the “No Birth Time” option ($3.95). Reports with an unknown birth time are shorter than those with known birth times.

To order, enter your name (can be your first name only if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

Important Note: The email address we use to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the optional email field below.

To order, please fill in the information before clicking on the Add to Cart button. Choose either the Merlin report with birth time here, or without birth time (the next option below this one):

MERLIN REPORT WITH BIRTH TIME ($4.95)

#MER-U $3.95 US The Merlin Report – Unknown Birth Time computerized report is delivered through email usually within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. If your birth time is known, please use the “With Birth Time” option above. Reports with an unknown birth time are shorter than those with known birth times. See a sample of the Merlin Report with Unknown Birth Time.

To order, enter your name (can be your first name only if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

MERLIN REPORT WITHOUT BIRTH TIME ($3.95)

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Modern Natal Report is a report all about you, and is based on your personal birth data and natal chart.An accurate birth time is necessary for an accurate interpretation. This computerized report is written by Stephanie Johnson.

**Please note that this report is frequently purchased for babies/children, perhaps due to an incoming link or possibly because of the word “Natal” in its title. However, this is NOT a report designed for children. Please see the Child Star report below or the excellent Kid Zone report for an interpretation of the natal chart of a child. The Modern Natal report assumes that the natal chart in question is of an adult.

The report includes a natal chartwheel in color. It is broken down into the categories: Life Goals (the Sun and Jupiter), Home (the Moon), Education and Communication (Mercury), Relationships (Venus), Motivation (Mars), Career and Ambitions (Saturn and Midheaven), Creativity and Originality (Uranus and Neptune), Challenges in Life (Pluto), Purpose and Joy (Nodes of the Moon and Ascendant).

Modern Natal Report is $4.95 US, and is delivered by email via an attachment within 24 hours of order placement.Note that you will not receive the report instantly, as it is not generated online.

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (15)See a SAMPLE of this report.

Pay with your credit card or debit card. The payment process is handled by a Paypal shopping cart, allowing you to pay in a variety of ways. You do not have to be a Paypal account holder in order to pay through this cart. This safe and secure service allows our readers to pay instantly online using their credit cards, debit cards, or e-checks.

#MOD $4.95 US Modern Natal computerized report delivered through email usually within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. To order, enter your name (can be your first name only if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

Important Note: The email address we use to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the optional field below, or send us an email with directions.

To order, please fill in the following information before clicking on the Add to Cart button.

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Heaven Knows What is an intriguing report all about you, and is based on your personal birth data and natal chart.An accurate birth time is good to have for this report, but not absolutely necessary. This computerized report is based on the writings of Grant Lewi.

Grant Lewi (1902 – 1951) is a legendary figure among twentieth-century astrologers. He was a writer and editor for the two largest astrological magazines of the time. His two books, Heaven Knows What and Astrology for the Millions, were the first astrological books to become best sellers and even today, over fifty years later, they remain among the best introductions to the subject of astrology.

The report reads with old-style writing and contains some very insightful content. Your Sun-Moon combination is interpreted (for example, if your Sun is in Aries and Moon is in Taurus, these positions are blended into one interpretation), as well as the individual positions.

Many of Lewi’s comments depend on a combination of factors and for this reason you will sometimes find that he has something different to say about an aspect in your chart than he does for the same aspect in your friend’s chart.

Transits are also a key component to each Heaven Knows What report you produce. This information reflects current energies active in an individual’s life, and the impact they may have on natal characteristics and tendencies. This consideration helps to make the report even more pertinent and immediately useful for the reader.

This report generally sells for much more than our special, low price. Heaven Knows What is $3.95 US, and is delivered by email via an attachment usually within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. Note that you will not receive the report instantly, as it is not generated online.

Reports: Astrology Profiles | Cafe Astrology .com (18)See a SAMPLE of this report.

See also a sample of Sun-Moon blend interpretations.

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#HKW $3.95 US Heaven Knows What computerized report delivered through email typically within 24 hours of receipt of payment AND full information required. If your birth time is unknown, please indicate “time unknown”, and we will set your time as noon. To order, enter your name (can be your first name only if desired), birth date (month, day, and year), birth time (example, 7:21 PM – do not adjust for time zones), and birth place (city, state/province or country).

Important Note: The email address we use to send your reports is the one you have registered with Paypal. If you’d like us to send reports to a different email address, simply specify the email address in the optional field below.

To order, please fill in the information below before clicking on the Add to Cart button.

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